The Alternative
Routine Dirty Hipster Armpit Scrub
Armpits unite! Underarms have resolved that they want to feel like the pits, no more! This multi-exfoliator has been designed to deeply cleanse (draw impurities and eliminate unsavoury smells), polish (slough away residual products and dead skin cells), and brighten (reduce redness and darkness) up your itty bitty pitties so you can throw your hands up in the air and wave them around like you just don’t care. (But you do care, in fact, you care a lot). P.S. This armpit reset will help your Routine deo work even MORE effectively than you dreamed possible.
FUNCTION: Purify | Detoxify | Polish | Vibrancy
SCENT: PATCHOULI, MINT, COCOA AND VETIVER
SCENT PROFILE: That boy you liked in junior high. That sweatshirt you never gave back to your ex. Je ne sais quoi. Youth.
Ingredients: Sodium chloride (pink himalayan salt), propanediol, cocamidopropyl hydroxysultaine, glycerin, water, sorbitol, sodium lauroyl isethionate, disodium lauryl sulfosuccinate, coffea arabica (coffee) seed powder, glyceryl laurate, pogostemon cablin oil (patchouli), phenoxyethanol, vetiveria zizanoides root oil (vetiver), mentha piperita (peppermint) oil, charcoal powder, theobroma cacao (cocoa) seed extract, tetrasodium edta, benzyl alcohol*. *naturally occuring in essential oil.